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Jun 03

Strict Machine by euphorbic -

euphorbic:

palalife:

I will one day draw Cherik with motorcycles. I will. Is it possible to have sex on motorcycles can I draw it /shot

Also love all the technical details about motorcycles! <3

My life would be complete.

Also, I’ve gotten questions about sex on motorcycles before:

Sex bent over a sport bike could happen, but while I was known to sleep on my ZX6 (while it wasn’t running) and once on the back of a Triumph Tiger on a road trip (drooled all over the inside of my helmet), I can’t see sex on a running sport bike working out. If it were a touring bike on a centerstand, though, I could see it. I can see a lot of evil sexy teasing on a running motorcycle. 

I’m kind of afraid to say this, but Fassbender owns one of the two or three motorcycles I can see people having sex on. (Not moving, centerstand down.) The R1200GS could do it as long as the participants were both facing backwards. 

The BMW K1200LT and the Honda Goldwing would be able to handle it facing front or back and only the ‘active’ partner would need to have their feet on the pegs. 

As for other sportbikes? You could definitely have sex leaned over the bike, not so much on it. I would recommend using a stand, rather than relying on the bikes side stand, though.

AND, if you really wanted to… As the passenger on any sportbike, you can (messily) masturbate a male pilot. You just have to be good with doing this in the open, giving the pilot a ‘mid-flight’ orgasm, and dealing with where wind takes bodily fluids. 

In fact, I wanted to write Charles giving Erik a handjob while riding two-up, but there’s just no room in Strict right now. If I write it, it would be a side PWP.


I was semi-shocked because I kind of assume that the bike is NOT RUNNING while people have sex on it (like having sex on a table) but then you bring up the whole have sex while driving the bike….!!!!!!!!!!!!! /opens a whole new kinky world *q*

It is so hard to explain what cat!Charles is to people who aren't really regular fandom players

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Avengers Memory Game
A quick made-in-one-day game, so I kind of skip the beta testing part lol 
If it is too easy to game over, feel free to reflect that to me and I&#8217;ll change the number you can miss&#8230;I think it is pretty easy though lol
Note: please do not click on the cards too quickly, or purposefully click 3 cards at once&#8230;that&#8217;s just purposefully trying to break it, of course it doesn&#8217;t work XD

Avengers Memory Game

A quick made-in-one-day game, so I kind of skip the beta testing part lol 

If it is too easy to game over, feel free to reflect that to me and I’ll change the number you can miss…I think it is pretty easy though lol

Note: please do not click on the cards too quickly, or purposefully click 3 cards at once…that’s just purposefully trying to break it, of course it doesn’t work XD

Next mini-game: Avengers
We&#8217;ll see how it goes&#8230;b/c I didn&#8217;t get to use array functions or loops from my cat!Charles game, so I kind of started this trying to learn. Since actually just hands-on working is the best way to learn (at least for me) :/

Next mini-game: Avengers

We’ll see how it goes…b/c I didn’t get to use array functions or loops from my cat!Charles game, so I kind of started this trying to learn. Since actually just hands-on working is the best way to learn (at least for me) :/

Jun 02

hellowaveforms:

“Erik, take my hand!”

hellowaveforms:

“Erik, take my hand!”

Tiny!Charles tries to make Erik smiles more and in a more friendly way

Tiny!Charles tries to make Erik smiles more and in a more friendly way

Captain!Charles and Coach!Erik in soccer AU by gabbia and here’s the porn

Based on Gabbia’s Soccer AU and I am trying to make people write fic of it, I am shameless and spoiled by tumblr. Drawn with combination of lust and guilt, because it obviously inspired by James McAvoy’s performance on soccerAid

Under cut!

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gabbia:

palalife:

gabbia:

football team AU,
Captain! Charles &amp; Coach! Erik 

CAN I HAVE THIS
SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE
PLEASE INCLUDE ERIK”S PRESS CONFERENCE ON TEAM”S DIRECTION AND MAN OF THE YEAR

YES! PLEASE PLEASE!!!
AND LOCKER ROOM SEX…*blush*

AND HAVE ERIK ASSAULTS/ENTERS CHARLES WHEN HE BENDS OVER
Like what McAvoy did in soccerAid
If Someone write it I can draw you porn of that, and I am sure gabbia will too /shot

gabbia:

palalife:

gabbia:

football team AU,

Captain! Charles & Coach! Erik 

CAN I HAVE THIS

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE

PLEASE INCLUDE ERIK”S PRESS CONFERENCE ON TEAM”S DIRECTION AND MAN OF THE YEAR

YES! PLEASE PLEASE!!!

AND LOCKER ROOM SEX…*blush*

AND HAVE ERIK ASSAULTS/ENTERS CHARLES WHEN HE BENDS OVER

Like what McAvoy did in soccerAid

If Someone write it I can draw you porn of that, and I am sure gabbia will too /shot

Anonymous asked: I wish someone would write a "Charles as Snow White" fic and KEEP writing it. There are two or three WIPs with that premise already, but they all are only one or two chapters in, and are hardly ever updated, and are probably abandoned. *sobs*

Haha XDDD I am actually not a fan of snow white in general, but talking about multiple WIPs and all of them are short and abandoned…awwwwww /saddness